The Nightmare Before Christmas - What's This

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 17:52:04 +0000

Psychostick - From The Heart

Sat, 26 Nov 2022 02:08:08 +0000

Psychostick - From The Heart

Ray Stevens - Can He Love You Half As Much As I

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 23:20:38 +0000

Ray Stevens - Can He Love You Half As Much As I

C Is For COOKIE ! - Cookie Monster

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 01:13:56 +0000

"C Is For Cookie", by Joe Raposo, is a song performed by Cookie Monster (Frank Oz), a Muppet character from the preschool television series Sesame Street. It was first performed in Season 3, although it had been released on The Muppet Alphabet Album. Along with Kermit's "Bein' Green" and Ernie's "Rubber Duckie", it is one of the show's most recognizable songs. The original version was made in 1971 and was one of the few Sesame Street sketches directed by Jim Henson.

Weird Al - Genius In France

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 02:36:20 +0000

Weird Al - Genius In France

(Well,) I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know... how to put on my own pants!
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France!

Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka

I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be a
Genius in France, genius in France, genius in France!

People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they think I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic

They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
(Bow, dway-doo dway-doo bow, dway-doo dway-doo bow) And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
(Dway-doo dway-doo bow, dway-doo dway-doo bow) In some cafe down in Saint-Tropez
(Dway-doo dway-doo bow, yeah) It's hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"

Hemenene humenene
Hemenene humenene
Poodle... poodle...

Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool

A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

Instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel

But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response

(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!)
That's right
(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!)
You know it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France!)
I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur would you take ze picture with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's right, I say, "Oui, oui"
("Oui, oui")
(He says, "Oui, oui")

I'm dumber than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon frere
But they love me there

I'm a genius in France
(Yeah) I'm a genius in France

Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"

Like a fine Renoir (oir!), I've got that ''je ne sais quoi'' (quoi!)
Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la), I've got that ''je ne sais''
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, (bow diddy) oo-wee-oo (yeah)
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, (bow diddy) oo-wee-oo (didi-di di)
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow

[snort]

I'm a taco short of a combo plate
But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women scream
They like me more than heavy cream

When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)
They think I'm awful witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh (haw haw haw haw haw)
And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
But when they see me, they just come unglued
They think that I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle

Entre nous, it's very true
The room temperature's higher than my IQ
But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen; I don't have a clue (yeah)

Well, I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or grace or charm
And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France!

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never never never never goin' back home again
I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back home where they can stick it

Cause I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back

The girls back home never gave me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance
But Great Googly Moogly, I'm a genius in France

Every Frenchie that I meet
Just can't wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, pucker up! ''Tout de suite''!

Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower

A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the biggest dork there is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me 'till I was 35
And I forgot to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention

But the Frenchies think
That my poop don't stink
I'm a genius in France

Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon?
''Merci beaucoup''

Weird Al - One More Minute

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 02:05:15 +0000

Weird Al - One More Minute

Weird Al Yankovic - Livin In The Fridge

Mon, 30 Aug 2021 02:33:09 +0000

Weird Al Yankovic - Livin In The Fridge

Weird Al - Phony Calls

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 17:09:25 +0000

This song is one of my favorite basslines and one that has always been on my bucket list to learn. This is a parody of Waterfalls by TLC

"Gilligan's Island" -- T.V. Music

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 02:19:55 +0000

Video //. Drums

Livin in a bubble - Runnin with the devil Parody

Thu, 07 May 2020 16:01:51 +0000

Livin in a bubble - Runnin with the devil Parody

Bandhug - Music Collaboration

The Nightmare Before Christmas - What's This

Psychostick - From The Heart

Ray Stevens - Can He Love You Half As Much As I

C Is For COOKIE ! - Cookie Monster

Weird Al - Genius In France

Weird Al - One More Minute

Weird Al Yankovic - Livin In The Fridge

Weird Al - Phony Calls

"Gilligan's Island" -- T.V. Music

Livin in a bubble - Runnin with the devil Parody